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jonnyzero:

New trend in wedding cakes. It’s a good trend.

why wasn’t I told about this

lacythewhale

things you should consider

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lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

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kankricheckshisprivilegetwice:

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thesoulhunt:

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I AM SO DONE

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

FUCKING

PERFECT

ITS BACK

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jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.

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iwillstayadreamer:

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Why have I been staring at this for 5 minutes?

do you know how awesome this is.

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awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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rosered624:

Marshall is my favorite person ever

rosered624:

Marshall is my favorite person ever

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the-sunbird:

This is something that will make me smile even in my worst moods.

the-sunbird:

This is something that will make me smile even in my worst moods.

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socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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  • Question: I saw you blogged some Edmonton Public Library cards awhile back. Are you from Edmonton? - Anonymous
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    I am not. Though it is possible I have clones, doppelgangers, evil twins, au selves, and such living there, but they’re probably Oilers fans, so I haven’t checked. :P

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So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended

IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE

CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN

WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT

Papercuts do really hurt.

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